May 28, 2011 – Another 11th-Hour Cancellation

After a rickety wooden footbridge toppled Catherine of Siena into a muddy stream, she is said to have offered up this exasperated prayer, in the hearing of her sisters: “Lord, I know you promise never to give us more than we can handle, but sometimes I wish you didn’t trust me so much.”

I'm beginning to wonder if the Almighty trusts me especially well when it comes to handling last-minute surgical cancellations. It's happened to me twice so far.

The first time was when Dr. Aron Gornish was getting ready to do an excisional biopsy of a swollen lymph node at the base of my neck. I got all the way to the Operating Room that time, when he discovered he could no longer palpate the lymph node (feel it with his fingers), so he decided the better part of valor was to send me home and schedule an ultrasound-guided needle biopsy with an interventional radiology specialist.

I didn’t make it quite that far at Memorial Sloan-Kettering. Just as far as the pre-operative suite. One of Dr. Boyle’s associates had already marked my neck with a felt-tip pen. The nurse was getting ready to insert my IV line, when she noticed a blotchy red rash on my arm.

“Do you have this elsewhere?” she asked.

“Yes,” it’s all over my body. “Claire noticed it this morning.”

“Does it itch?”

“No, I wouldn’t have known it was there till she told me.”

They already knew about the low-grade fever and the general feeling of malaise I’d been having since Wednesday afternoon. After some back-and-forth on the telephone Thursday afternoon, they’d advised me that the fever wasn’t high enough to be of concern. I was supposed to call them immediately, though, if my fever got higher.

It didn’t. But, in 20/20 hindsight, I wish I’d called them back before we’d left for New York, to tell them about the newly-emerged rash. Maybe it would have saved us the better part of a day in the car.

It was interesting to watch how rapidly this safety concern shot up to the top of the pre-surgical pecking order at MSKCC. Within the space of 15 or 20 minutes, two or three nurses had stopped by to examine my rash, then the anesthesiologist, then Dr. Boyle’s associate, then finally the big man himself. I don’t think it’s usual for the principal surgeon to see patients on the day of surgery until they actually enter the Operating Room. When the associate said he was going to get Dr. Boyle, I figured this was serious.

His lighthearted greeting to me was, “Hello, Red Man.” I had to agree it was an accurate description. As soon as I heard that, I figured the decision to cancel had already been made – although Dr. Boyle took me very kindly and gently through the decision-tree he typically worked through to make such a call. After he’d explained all the pros and cons, he’d actually gotten me to ask him to postpone!

This guy’s bedside manner is awesome.

So, after a restorative stop by the basement cafeteria (I hadn’t eaten or drunk anything since midnight, although a side-effect of my mysterious ailment is not having much appetite), Claire nosed the hood of her car into the mean streets, and we began heading home to the Jersey Shore – close to Rush Hour on Memorial Day Weekend.

It took us over 3 hours – even after judicious use of some back roads that, if New Yorkers ever heard any of us locals breathe a hint of their existence, we’d have to kill them.

While sitting in the traffic gridlock, I called both Dr. Cheli's (family practice) and Dr. Lerner’s offices (oncology/hematology), to tell them what was going on and see if they suggested any urgent action. Dr. Cheli’s office was already closed for the long weekend, and the outgoing voicemail greeting spoke of someone calling me back “tomorrrow,” if I left a message. I was quite sure that meant Tuesday. It also gave me an “emergency” number I could call for more immediate attention. I left a non-emergency message, asking for a callback about an appointment as soon as the office is open.

After that, I called Dr. Lerner’s office – which I knew would still be open on a Friday afternoon, even on a holiday weekend. They put me through to the nurses’ voicemail, and I got a call back from Janet, who’s done a lot of my monthly port flushes. She explained that Dr. Lerner had asked her to call me back and tell me it sounded to him like a classic allergic reaction to something, that it was probably unrelated to my lymphoma, and that I should just wait it out.

After thinking about it and discussing it with Claire, I decided not to call Dr. Cheli’s emergency number, and also not to go to the local emergency room. Diagnosing this mysterious ailment – if, indeed, we’ll ever know what it is – is probably going to require a lot of blood work and similar sleuthing. Not something that’s likely to happen on a holiday weekend. Until the problem is identified (viral, bacterial or allergy), nobody who isn’t already thoroughly familiar with my medical history would likely prescribe me any medicine anyway.

So, it’s watch and wait and feel lousy, here at the homefront. I already told Linda, our associate, that I don’t intend to change my former plan to sit the worship services out tomorrow. I’d be not much good to anyone, and besides, I could be contagious.

We’ll reassess on Tuesday, Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.